...is a giant dinosaur.

"(T)hat you're alone, and you're lost in a forest, and no one's given you the FUCKING MAP, and where the hell are you. Except that you can’t go back, because that would be doing something karmically…. you just have to go forward." - Free Dominguez

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pardalia:

thewomanfromitaly:

the-goddamazon:

bittersiha:

NASA SAYS THERE IS A STRANGE AND UNKNOWN SIGNAL COMING FROM THE PERSEUS CLUSTER RIGHT NOW

PERSEUS CLUSTER

PERSEUS VEIL

ITS THE GETH

The entire Mass Effect fandom is losing their shit.

BRB SCIENCE

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whoa whoa whoa, calm down. just. breathe. deep calm breaths. like, there’s a million reasons why they could be getting a signal from there, and it’s really far away from us. it’s probably just a new pulsar or something that they hadn’t discovered yet.

…that said, i really do hope it’s aliens. c8

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alberteinsteinofficial:

becomming:

xlizardx:

Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury

and guess what in space they pick categories when they have a lot of things to name like the craters on mercury. the category for naming them is after deceased artists

living there? like, ON mercury?
nothing, because mercury is a ball of rock floating too close to the sun to have even an atmosphere, let alone liquid water. it’s a blasted, barren rock floating in space. if anything not-rock exists on mercury, it’s microbes like the ones who live in the bottom of the sea.
except they wouldn’t be living on mercury, they’d be sitting dormant on its surface or underground just like they do when they’re cruising around on asteroids.

alberteinsteinofficial:

becomming:

xlizardx:

Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury

and guess what in space they pick categories when they have a lot of things to name like the craters on mercury. the category for naming them is after deceased artists

living there? like, ON mercury?

nothing, because mercury is a ball of rock floating too close to the sun to have even an atmosphere, let alone liquid water. it’s a blasted, barren rock floating in space. if anything not-rock exists on mercury, it’s microbes like the ones who live in the bottom of the sea.

except they wouldn’t be living on mercury, they’d be sitting dormant on its surface or underground just like they do when they’re cruising around on asteroids.

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hoodiecap asked: Cap visits a school assembly and they have him lead the pledge of allegiance but "under God" wasn't added until he went under the ice so he doesn't know that part so he doesn't say it and the next day all the headlines say "CAPTAIN AMERICA FORGETS GOD" and FoxNews freaks out.

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bootycap:

oh my god

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additional tags from penguinsparade: #and let’s be real here #Steve grew up dirt poor during the Great Depression#and missed the Cold War #so he probably has what are today considered radical views on communism #i.e. ‘it’s not terrible’ and not synonymous with the antichrist#’a bunch of the people on my block were communists’ he says when Fox News asks for an interview #’they just wanted jobs down in the shipyard so they could eat and not lose a hand trying’ #Steve just rolls his eyes with a smile#every time Nat calls him comrade from then on

Can we all just take a moment to envision the Colbert Report section on COMRADE AMERICA and the subsequent interview where the first question is ‘so, why DO you hate America?’ and Stephen keeps accidentally propositioning Steve for the entire interview and ends up proposing to him.

#I don’t understand how anyone could hate america #says Stephen #I LOVE America #I love america’s great traditions #its love of freedom #its commitment to its ideals #its… lithe yet powerful physique #Steve is just sitting there with his lips twitching #trying not to crack up #gravely agreeing that there’s a lot about America to love

oh my god it got better.

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penishole:

tobeymacguire:

when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex

I want to reblog this 100 times but I’ll just do it once

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internationalgirl:

This is why you should have a cat y’all. Egyptians believed that cats repelled evil spirits.

Cats are evil spirits. They’re just the strongest so all others must bow to their greatness.

Actually according to legend, cats are guardians of the Underworld. So once you are dead if you try to sneak back into the land of the living they send you back where you came from. They protect the living from the dead.

If you ever wonder why a cat stares off into the wild blue yonder and then bolts off for “no reason…”

That cat even looks like it’s accusing him of something like wait a Fucking minute here are you dead did you really think you could slip that shit passed me

(Source: rouxx, via headstomp)

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supitskari:

tomthebluellama:

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madmaninachair:

Do you ever memorize a person’s voice? Like you can construct a sentence in your mind that that person’s never said, and yet you hear them say it.

Is that a thing people can do?????????

yea 

don’t rpers literally do this all the time

like, if you play from a canon with voices, I’m pretty sure this is literally what rpers do

pretty fucking much :|

OF COURSE i also do it for my friends so yeah. 8|